OFFICIAL MONDSTER GRENERGY RANKING LIST
good
- The Doctor
- Ultra Blue
- (btw did you know they don't list this one on their website as of 2025/05/29)
- Ultra Blue Hawaiian
- Ultra Rosa
- Ultra Vice Guava
- Ultra Fiesta Mango
- Viking Berry
- Pipeline Punch
okay
- Ultra White
- used to be under 'good', but after drinking it for a while it became meh
- Ultra Strawberry Dreams
- Aussie Lemonade Style
- Khaotic
- Mango Loco
- Pacific Punch
- Papillon
- Ultra Red
- Ultra Paradise
bad
- Original Low Carb
- tastes like batteries. good if you want to make yourself feel worse
- Original
- Ultra Watermelon
- Ultra Peachy Keen
- literally just a fizzy peach. you might like it if you're a peachy person
- Ultra Violet
- make my tummy hurt
- Ultra Sunrise
- Ultra Gold
- bad!!!!!!!!! the worst!!!
what the hell is this page?
for no real reason, i hope to drink as many different monster energy flavors as i can. i don't even like monster energy that much, i just like the goofy bro-gamer aesthetic it has. i might have become a little caffine-addicted because of this endeavor, but that's just a sacrifice we make for science.
any flavor not listed is one i have not tried.